Teacher : Why are you late for school?
Student : “Better late than never, Sir.’
Teacher : “Have you completed your home-work?”
Student : Half a loaf is better than none, Sir.”
Teacher : Why did you copy the answer?
Student : “Necessity has no law, Sir.”
Teacher : Why are not speaking loudly?
Student : Empty vessels make much noise, Sir.”
Teacher : You are dull and slow.
Student : Slow and steady wins the race, Sir.”